Be prepared to laugh your a** off

July 21, 2011

Compelling descriptions taken to a new level (be sure to scroll down)

2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS

Item Location:     Lancaster, NY, US

Ended:                 June 6, 2011

Bid History:         14 Bids

Current Bid:          US$27201.61 (reserve not met)

Payment:                Deposit of US $2,000.00 within 48 hours of auction close.  Full payment requreid within 7 days

Shipping:                Buyer responsible for vhielce pick-up or shipping.

Coverage:              Read item description or contact seller for details

Vehicle History Report:        Included (see full report)

Description:          Seller assumes all responsibility for this listing.

Vehicle specifics for 2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS

Condition:      Used

VIN:                 2G1FT1EW1A9137310

Mileage:         9,500 miles

Warranty:      Vehicle has an existing warranty (specificy details in description

Title:              Other (specify in description

For sale by:    Private seller

Features:          Coupe           

Engine:              8-Cyl Cylinder

Transmission:      Manual

Fuel Type:            Gasoline

Exterior Color:     Black

Interior Color:      Other

HER or the CAR?

Your Choice… But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!

2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS

As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a bitchy mouth any day.

Lets Compare Spec’s

2010 Chevrolet Camaro

Soon To Be Ex-Wife

Muscle Car Pretentious Witch
SS Model Snob Model
High Performance Motor Motor Mouth Low performance brain
Extraordinary Acceleration Wants Reparations
6.2L LS3 V8 producing 426 hp @ 5900 rpm 36 27 39 @ 5”8’
Produces 420 lb·ft at 4600 rpm Produced My Kids
6-Speed Manual Transmission 1-Speed… Slow
Active Fuel Management Active Micro Management
Independent Four-Wheel Suspension System Fully Dependant Decision Making System
StabiliTrak elect stability/traction control Unstable & No Control
Competitive/Sport modes Vindictive Modus Operandi
Launch Control Launches argument at every opportunity
6 Standard Air Bags Mother In Law Windbag
RS Appearance Package Gave Up on Appearance
RS-Specific Taillamps and Wheels used rear end needs clearence lights
Spoiler Spoiled
HID Headlamps with Integrated Halo Rings Devil Horns Glowing red eys and sags in all the wrong places
Variable-Rate Power Steering Variable-Rate Bitch Mode
Throaty Exhaust Throating Nothing Ever
Precision Handling Loose on entry
Under 10k Miles Over 10k Miles
Supercar Performance Winning Drama Performance
Neon Trim Lighting Color Matched To Interior Carpet does not match the drapes
16 cty/24 hwy mpg 2 hours between Tim Hortons
Rally Stripe package in inferno orange Baby Stripe package-in Stretch Mark White
Competitive/Sport modes Passive/Aggressive Modes
Brembo Four Piston Disc Brake Systems Doesn’t Know when To Stop
Two Tone Leather Interior To Tan Leather Exterior
Never had any problems Too Many to list
Full Onboard Diag System OBD-II Unable to Diagnose Problem
Rack and Pinion Steering Armpit Rack




  • Base engine size: 6.2 L
  • Cam type: Overhead valves (OHV)
  • Cylinders: V8
  • Valves: 16
  • Torque: 420 ft-lbs. @ 4600 rpm
  • Horsepower: 426 hp @ 5900 rpm
  • Turning circle: 37.7 ft.
  • Base engine type: gas


  • Drive type: rear wheel drive
  • Transmission: 6-speed manual
  • Rear limited slip differential


  • MacPherson strut front suspension
  • Multi-link rear suspension
  • Four-wheel independent suspension
  • Front and rear stabilizer bar


  • Fuel type: gas
  • Fuel type: premium unleaded (recommended)
  • Fuel tank capacity: 19 gal.
  • Range in miles (cty/hwy): 304/456 mi.
  • EPA mileage est. (cty/hwy): 16/24 mpg

Mechanical Options

  • 6.2L V8 SFI Engine w/ Active Fuel Management
  • Engine Block Heater
  • 6-Speed Automatic Transmission


  • 4-wheel ABS
  • Front and rear head airbags
  • Dual front side-mounted airbags
  • Child seat anchors
  • Front and rear ventilated disc brakes
  • Daytime running lights
  • Engine immobilizer
  • Front fog/driving lights
  • Auto delay off headlamps
  • Dusk sensing headlamps
  • 2 front headrests
  • Passenger airbag occupant sensing deactivation
  • Front seat belt pre-tensioners
  • Stability control
  • Traction control
  • Electronic brakeforce distribution
  • Emergency interior trunk release
  • Front height adjustable headrests
  • Post-collision safety system
  • Tire pressure monitoring


Front Seats

  • Front head room: 37.4 in.
  • Front leg room: 42.4 in.
  • Front shoulder room: 56.9 in.
  • Multi-level heating passenger seat
  • 2 -way power passenger seat
  • 8 -way power driver seat
  • Multi-level heating driver seat
  • Height adjustable driver seat
  • Leather
  • Bucket front seats

Rear Seats 

  • Rear head room: 35.3 in.
  • Rear leg room: 29.9 in.
  • Rear shoulder room: 42.5 in.
  • Folding rear seat back

Power Features 

  • Remote power door locks
  • Power mirrors
  • Heated mirrors
  • 2 one-touch power windows


  • Cruise control
  • Cargo net
  • Front console with storage
  • Front cup holders
  • Front door pockets
  • Remote trunk release
  • Retained accessory power
  • Front seat-back storage
  • Speed-proportional power steering
  • Universal remote transmitter (for garage door, security system, etc.)
  • 12V front power outlet(s)
  • Rear parking sensors
  • Tilt and telescopic steering wheel
  • Audio and cruise controls on steering wheel


  • Interior air filtration
  • Air conditioning
  • Front reading lights
  • Leather trim on shift knob
  • Leather steering wheel
  • Front floor mats
  • Electrochromatic inside rearview mirror
  • Dual vanity mirrors


  • Clock
  • Tachometer
  • Trip computer
  • External temperature display
  • Low fuel level warning
  • Compass

In Car Entertainment 

  • Element antenna
  • Boston Acoustics premium brand speakers
  • 9 total speakers
  • 245 watts stereo output
  • AM/FM in-dash single CD player with CD MP3 Playback stereo
  • XM satellite radio (subscription required)
  • Adjustable speed sensitive volume control
  • Auxiliary audio input and iPod integration
  • USB connection


  • Pre-wired for phone
  • OnStar telecommunications service (subscription required)
  • Bluetooth wireless data link for hands-free phone


  • Inferno Orange Interior Accent Trim Package
  • RS Package
  • Orange Stripe Package